plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view
"i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg"
So Canada is basically tossing their protection of Humpback Whales in the garbage in order to enable them to put an oil pipeline right through critical habitat territory.
Just in case, y’know, anyone wants to stop talking about moose and maple syrup for a second.
Here, have a petition.
to all the people with shitty mums i want to make it known that i am your mum now
you are a 20 year old male
Palm size Animal Crossing items!
What item do you think is next?
Why would you want a plush of a table
There will be three winners, and each winner will receive…
All of the following:
- 5 million bells
- afternoon tea set
- royal crown
Any three of the following:
- princess series
- sweets series
- mermaid series
- weeding day series
- sloppy series
Any fifteen of the following:
- shaved ice lamp / pumpkin pie / 12 grape plate
- picnic basket / veggie basket / fruit basket / sushi platter
- wedding cake / turkey / rice cake / kimbap plate
- hair bow wig / tiara hair / dollhouse dress / petal parasol
- pink wetsuit / red + blue ogre masks / newsprint hat
- toy hammer / tweeter / throwing beans / ice cream
- hibiscus / eggplant cow / cucumber horse / dango
- cat tower / rainbow screen / box figurine / storybook
- all gold tools / 5 rose hybrids / 5 carnation hybrids
- must be following both of us (b) (m)
- each reblog + like counts as one entry
- reblog + like as much as you want
- winners chosen by random.org
- be willing to give us your FC and town name
- have your ask box open
- winners respond within 24 hours
♡ THIS GIVEAWAY ENDS ON SEPTEMBER 5TH ♡
comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.
this is how you make “gay jokes” folks
having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime
this one time in art class we were painting and my teacher was like
"hannah take off your jacket id hate for you to get paint on your led zeppelin sweater"
and i was just like
Im pretty sure this pokemon is me! Im a mega slowpoke, it sounds like an insult!
I dream to someday run a companies twitter
Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars?